diff --git a/build-logic/tools/build.gradle b/build-logic/tools/build.gradle
index 3af03ef10..4d2153a1d 100644
--- a/build-logic/tools/build.gradle
+++ b/build-logic/tools/build.gradle
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 plugins {
+    id "org.jetbrains.kotlin.jvm" version "1.8.0"
     id "java-library"
+    id "org.jlleitschuh.gradle.ktlint" version "11.1.0"
 }
 
 java {
@@ -7,6 +9,13 @@ java {
     targetCompatibility = JavaVersion.VERSION_1_8
 }
 
+// NOTE: For now, in order to run ktlint on this project, you have to manually run ./gradlew :build-logic:tools:ktlintFormat
+//       Gotta figure out how to get it auto-included in the normal ./gradlew ktlintFormat
+ktlint {
+    // Use a newer version to resolve https://github.com/JLLeitschuh/ktlint-gradle/issues/507
+    version = "0.47.1"
+}
+
 dependencies {
     implementation libs.dnsjava
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
diff --git a/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.java b/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.java
deleted file mode 100644
index a0a2905c7..000000000
--- a/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.java
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,77 +0,0 @@
-package org.signal.buildtools;
-
-import org.xbill.DNS.ARecord;
-import org.xbill.DNS.Lookup;
-import org.xbill.DNS.Record;
-import org.xbill.DNS.Resolver;
-import org.xbill.DNS.SimpleResolver;
-import org.xbill.DNS.Type;
-
-import java.net.InetAddress;
-import java.net.UnknownHostException;
-import java.util.Arrays;
-import java.util.HashSet;
-import java.util.List;
-import java.util.Set;
-import java.util.stream.Collectors;
-
-public final class StaticIpResolver {
-
-  private StaticIpResolver() {}
-
-  public static String resolveToBuildConfig(String hostName) {
-    String[] ips = resolve(hostName);
-    StringBuilder builder = new StringBuilder();
-    builder.append("new String[]{");
-    for (int i = 0; i < ips.length; i++) {
-      builder.append("\"").append(ips[i]).append("\"");
-      if (i < ips.length - 1) {
-        builder.append(",");
-      }
-    }
-    return builder.append("}").toString();
-  }
-
-  private static String[] resolve(String hostname) {
-    Set<String> ips = new HashSet<>();
-
-    // Run several resolves to mitigate DNS round robin
-    for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
-      ips.addAll(resolveOnce(hostname));
-    }
-
-    return ips.stream().sorted().toArray(String[]::new);
-  }
-
-  private static List<String> resolveOnce(String hostName) {
-    try {
-      Resolver resolver = new SimpleResolver("1.1.1.1");
-      Lookup   lookup   = doLookup(hostName);
-
-      lookup.setResolver(resolver);
-
-      Record[] records = lookup.run();
-
-      if (records != null) {
-        return Arrays.stream(records)
-                     .filter(r -> r.getType() == Type.A)
-                     .map(r -> (ARecord) r)
-                     .map(ARecord::getAddress)
-                     .map(InetAddress::getHostAddress)
-                     .collect(Collectors.toList());
-      } else {
-        throw new IllegalStateException("Failed to resolve host! " + hostName);
-      }
-    } catch (UnknownHostException e) {
-      throw new IllegalStateException("Failed to resolve host! " + hostName);
-    }
-  }
-
-  private static Lookup doLookup(String hostname) throws UnknownHostException {
-    try {
-      return new Lookup(hostname);
-    } catch (Throwable e) {
-      throw new UnknownHostException();
-    }
-  }
-}
diff --git a/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.kt b/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.kt
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e54ffc015
--- /dev/null
+++ b/build-logic/tools/src/main/java/org/signal/buildtools/StaticIpResolver.kt
@@ -0,0 +1,87 @@
+package org.signal.buildtools
+
+import org.xbill.DNS.ARecord
+import org.xbill.DNS.Lookup
+import org.xbill.DNS.Record
+import org.xbill.DNS.SimpleResolver
+import org.xbill.DNS.Type
+import java.net.UnknownHostException
+import kotlin.streams.toList
+
+/**
+ * A tool to resolve hostname to static IPs.
+ * Feeds into our custom DNS resolver to provide a static IP fallback for our services.
+ */
+object StaticIpResolver {
+
+  /**
+   * Resolves a hostname to a list of IPs, represented as a Java array declaration. e.g.
+   *
+   * ```java
+   * new String[]{"192.168.1.1", "192.168.1.2"}
+   * ```
+   *
+   * This is intended to be injected as a BuildConfig.
+   */
+  @JvmStatic
+  fun resolveToBuildConfig(hostName: String): String {
+    val ips: List<String> = resolve(hostName)
+    val builder = StringBuilder()
+
+    builder.append("new String[]{")
+
+    ips.forEachIndexed { i, ip ->
+      builder.append("\"").append(ip).append("\"")
+
+      if (i < ips.size - 1) {
+        builder.append(",")
+      }
+    }
+
+    return builder.append("}").toString()
+  }
+
+  private fun resolve(hostname: String): List<String> {
+    val ips: MutableSet<String> = mutableSetOf()
+
+    // Run several resolves to mitigate DNS round robin
+    for (i in 1..10) {
+      ips.addAll(resolveOnce(hostname))
+    }
+
+    return ips.stream().sorted().toList()
+  }
+
+  private fun resolveOnce(hostName: String): List<String> {
+    try {
+      val resolver = SimpleResolver("1.1.1.1")
+      val lookup: Lookup = doLookup(hostName)
+
+      lookup.setResolver(resolver)
+
+      val records: Array<Record>? = lookup.run()
+
+      if (records != null) {
+        return records
+          .filter { it.type == Type.A }
+          .map { it as ARecord }
+          .map { it.address }
+          .map { it.hostAddress }
+          .filterNotNull()
+      } else {
+        throw IllegalStateException("Failed to resolve host! $hostName")
+      }
+    } catch (e: UnknownHostException) {
+      throw IllegalStateException("Failed to resolve host! $hostName")
+    }
+  }
+
+  @Throws(UnknownHostException::class)
+  private fun doLookup(hostname: String): Lookup {
+    try {
+      return Lookup(hostname)
+    } catch (e: Throwable) {
+      throw UnknownHostException()
+    }
+  }
+}